Sailing Mango

Mango Anecdote 5

Me: I need a new hat.
E: Oh but not a dorky hat.
Kristen: Impossible.
Me: Ok E you can come shopping with me.
E: Oh that would be a nightmare. You would be all like, "Oh but this hat has a SPF of 50! Wait, let me check the reviews on Amazon!"
Me: Maybe...